Strip of the day, 21.02.2011, Space heist job

Only who aims high gets the high prize. Be careful though to not get caught in the process!

Well, if you do, there is always some way to recover:

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A: Now what, dummy?

K: Do you think we can play Starcraft on the way?

Strip of the day, 20.02.2011, ADD treatment

For those who are struggling with ADD (attention deficit disorder), simply put you, who surfs the internet while at work :), do not give up, if you have a high IQ chances are you are a very creative person.

Robber rabbits are struggling with ADD people too, as it seems most of the people around them are in for an ADD treatment, trying to concentrate on one thing at a time and not noticing anything around. This had to be stopped at all cost.

While helping other creatures to get rid of their ADD, Robbers have built the very first temple of Photon:

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K: Funny. Like nobody notices anything anymore

A: Maybe they are all in for an ADD treatment

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K: I just know what might help them permanently

Innocent ADD patient nr. 1: Who are those guys?!

Innocent ADD patient nr. 2: Nice temple by the way

Strip of the day, 19.02.2011, Inception Nr. 22

There are only two important things in your life:
1. Who your friends are
2. What you are dreaming of

You could never be careful enough with those two things:

Inception Nr 22

Strip of the day, 17.02.2011, Rough night

Sometimes all you need after training for your job the whole night is a nice cup of coffee.. and another one. Good morning - and good luck today!

Dialogs:
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A: get up already, we have to go to work soon!

K: just 5 more minutes! i practiced all night!

A: i told you many times - online shooting is not practice!

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K: Let’s visit this office for a minute

3.
K: it’s a robbery... don’t worry, I just need some coffee!

Strip of the day, 16.02.2011, Joy of employment

To all who struggle right now whether to go ask your boss for a raise: be brave, be bold, calculate well beforehand!

Dialogs:
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W: I want a raise. I think I am a good addition to the team.

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K: You're a good fellow. Increase your output from 10 to 50 banks a month, and I will pay you monthly 3 money sacks instead of 2!

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W: I got a 50% raise!!!

K: #@*=ing suit... they never learn.

Strip of the day, 15.02.2011, Roberry school 3rd grade

Remember kids, homework is as important as going to your classes, some very smart people even say, it is actually more important than your classes. But the only thing you need to care about is whether you are a bad-ass at what you do:

Robbery school, 3rd grade

Dialogs:
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On the blackboard: It's a robbery!!!
K: It's a robbery!!!
A: It's a robbery.

2.
On the blackboard: Don't you @#*=ing (Snap a cap) move!!!
K: Don't you @#*=ing move!!!
A: Don't you @#*=ing move.

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Teacher: Abi, what's the @#*= wrong with you today?!
A: I was practicing a box job when button dogs turned out, so I had to spend a night in the clubhouse.
K: Bad-ass!