Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Strip of the day, 23.02.2011, True religion

"Religion is the opium of the people" Karl Marx

According to the history of mankind, religion is nothing else than a proto-state built around an idea of mighty and omnipotent god. And in our time even the most progressive religions are more an instrument of control and power rather education and unity, even if the religion is based around science and knowledge:



True religion:
1.
K: Free people, come and join us for the reading of the wikipedia in the temple of mighty photon

2.
A: Come to praise the god photon and the holy spirit of science & knowledge

3.
A: I count to 1, and if you #@*=ers do not go to our mess, I start to #@*=ing shoot

4. 
A: I love to see so many people to praise science and knowledge
K: Just like a real religion


Sunday, February 20, 2011

Strip of the day, 20.02.2011, ADD treatment

For those who are struggling with ADD (attention deficit disorder), simply put you, who surfs the internet while at work :), do not give up, if you have a high IQ chances are you are a very creative person.

Robber rabbits are struggling with ADD people too, as it seems most of the people around them are in for an ADD treatment, trying to concentrate on one thing at a time and not noticing anything around. This had to be stopped at all cost.

While helping other creatures to get rid of their ADD, Robbers have built the very first temple of Photon:



Dialogs:
1.
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2.
K: Funny. Like nobody notices anything anymore
A: Maybe they are all in for an ADD treatment

3.
K: I just know what might help them permanently

Innocent ADD patient nr. 1: Who are those guys?!
Innocent ADD patient nr. 2: Nice temple by the way